If at First You Don't Succeed It's Only Attempted Murder | Funny Vintage Side Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
If at First You Don't Succeed It's Only Attempted Murder | Funny Vintage Side Plate | Sarcastic Gift
If at First You Don't Succeed It's Only Attempted Murder | Funny Vintage Side Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
“If at First You Don't Succeed It's Only Attempted Murder”
They told you never to give up. They probably weren't talking about criminal activity. A lovely floral plate reminding everyone to read inspirational advice very carefully.
Details
- Approximately 16 cm diameter
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only; not for food
- Hand wash only
- Original vintage china; slight age-related marks possible
Delicate vintage china with terrible manners. Its past is vintage; its current opinions are entirely our fault.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.