{"product_id":"id-call-you-a-cunt-but-you-lack-the-depth-and-warmth-vintage-plate-with-stand","title":"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth, vintage plate with stand","description":"**Vintage Plate – “I’d Call You a Cunt, But You Lack the Depth and Warmth”**\u003cbr\u003e\n*16cm of Pure Passive-Aggression – Decorative Only (comes with a plate stand so your therapist can admire it too)*\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDelicate. Elegant. Deeply unkind.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis 16cm vintage plate may look like it belongs in your nan’s china cabinet, but it packs the emotional punch of a well-aimed wine glass at a family gathering. Featuring the immortal words, “I’d call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth,” it’s the perfect gift for that one person in your life who’s *almost* deserving of the title… but tragically too bland to qualify.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you‘re adorning your passive-aggressive gallery wall, keeping the in-laws in check, or reminding yourself that standards matter, this decorative plate is here to serve *looks*, not snacks. Comes complete with a plate stand, because some art deserves to be displayed—and some people deserve to be judged.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Warning:** Not food safe. But then again, neither is your personality.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 Ideal for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* Ex-best friends\u003cbr\u003e\n* Terrible houseguests\u003cbr\u003e\n* Anyone who uses “just playing devil’s advocate” in conversation\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou bring the sass, we’ll bring the porcelain.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965626016082,"sku":"ET-4529978786","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8240898431_2sgw.jpg?v=1783613696","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/id-call-you-a-cunt-but-you-lack-the-depth-and-warmth-vintage-plate-with-stand","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}