{"product_id":"i-like-pretty-things-and-the-word-fuck-vintage-plate-with-stand","title":"I like pretty things and the word fuck, vintage plate with stand","description":"Vintage \"I Like Pretty Things and the Word F*ck\" Plate – 16cm of Elegance, Sass, and a Whole Lot of Attitude 🍽️💅\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLet’s be real—sometimes life is too short to be classy 24\/7. You love pretty things, but you also really love saying “Fck”* when things go off the rails. This vintage 16cm plate is the perfect way to embrace both your inner glamour queen and your inner sailor. It’s basically like drinking a martini while flipping off a traffic jam.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSize: 16cm (small enough to fit anywhere, big enough to make people do a double-take and maybe question their life choices)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMessage: “I Like Pretty Things and the Word F*ck” – Because nothing says sophistication quite like a little sprinkle of profanity. Think chic meets sassy with a hint of “who needs a filter?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nComes with a FREE Plate Stand: Because you deserve to display this masterpiece like it’s the Mona Lisa… if the Mona Lisa had a potty mouth.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant Info (Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You):\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative Only: This plate is not for food. It’s not here to serve you lunch—it’s here to serve you attitude and make your guests awkwardly laugh while silently judging you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash Only: This plate is like your ex—high maintenance, temperamental, and it does not do dishwashers. Show it a little TLC and handwash it like it’s a rare artifact from a very sarcastic time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisplaying in your kitchen so your guests know exactly who they’re dealing with (spoiler: it’s someone who loves pretty things… but will also throw down if necessary)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStarting a totally inappropriate conversation at dinner parties (just sit back and watch the chaos unfold)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGiving your friends a subtle reminder that you can be elegant… and still use the word \"F*ck\" in the same sentence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGet this plate today and start telling the world that you can be a goddess of grace and the Queen of Cursing, all at once. This plate is proof that you can have taste, but also no filter.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNote: This plate is vintage, so don’t be shocked if it has a few age spots or marks—hey, even divine things aren’t perfect. Embrace the character","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54047170167122,"sku":"ET-4537770963","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8251491832_2j8o.jpg?v=1784545447","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/i-like-pretty-things-and-the-word-fuck-vintage-plate-with-stand","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}