{"product_id":"i-do-not-have-ducks-vintage-plate-with-stand","title":"I Do Not Have Ducks, vintage plate with stand","description":"Vintage 16cm Decorative Plate with Stand – “I Do Not Have Ducks. I Do Not Have A Row. I Have Squirrels And They’re At A Rave.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor the delightfully disorganised and proudly chaotic. This 16cm vintage plate features the phrase “I Do Not Have Ducks. I Do Not Have A Row. I Have Squirrels And They’re At A Rave.”, the perfect summary of a mind running entirely on caffeine, glitter, and bad decisions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nComes with a black display stand, ready to take centre stage on your shelf, desk, or mental breakdown corner.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach plate is vintage, which means it has a few quirks, light marks, or crazing that only add to its charm. Much like you, it’s holding it together but in a very creative way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• 16cm vintage plate\u003cbr\u003e\n• Includes black plate stand\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hand wash only (the squirrels get dizzy in the dishwasher)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Upcycled and designed by Crackpottery in the UK\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• The permanently frazzled\u003cbr\u003e\n• People who live in a state of glorious chaos\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone whose brain is a carnival of nonsense and snacks","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54047195922770,"sku":"ET-4537820930","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8299643263_k442.jpg?v=1784545904","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/i-do-not-have-ducks-vintage-plate-with-stand","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}