{"product_id":"heroin-small-glass-jar","title":"Heroin small glass jar","description":"HEROIN\u003cbr\u003e\n(Just the jar, sadly.)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause what your kitchen really needed was a completely inappropriate, wildly questionable glass jar proudly labelled HEROIN in bold letters—just to keep the in-laws on their toes and the neighbours guessing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for storing sugar, tea, your darkest secrets, or just vibes that scream “I used to be fun.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHeight: 9.4cm of poor life choices\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tWidth: 8.3cm of raised eyebrows\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHand wash only, unless you’d like to see what happens when sarcasm meets a dishwasher meltdown\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\t100% not suitable for actual heroin. You muppet.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUse responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not your mum.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965625000274,"sku":"ET-4341648405","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7054209252_mqhu.jpg?v=1783613676","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/heroin-small-glass-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}