{"product_id":"heroin-apothecary-jar","title":"Heroin apothecary jar","description":"Altered Apothecary Jar – “Heroin” – For When You’re Fresh Out of F*cks\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeed somewhere to stash your questionable life choices, broken dreams, or just your cotton buds? Look no further than this delightfully inappropriate altered apothecary jar, tastefully labelled “Heroin” – because nothing says “I’ve got my shit together” quite like vintage-style drug paraphernalia you absolutely cannot use for its original purpose.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMeasuring a charmingly compact 11cm high and 8.5cm wide, it’s the perfect size for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHiding the last good biscuit from your housemates\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHolding your emergency swear jar cash\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStoring those secrets you pretend you don’t have\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOr just standing there, being a conversation piece for when the in-laws pop round uninvited\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash Only – Because your dishwasher has enough dirty secrets to deal with and this jar is way too fabulous to be rattling around in there.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStick it on a bathroom shelf, kitchen counter, or your delightfully off-kilter altar of oddities – wherever it goes, it’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows, spark giggles, and firmly announce that you, my friend, are not here to live by society’s polite little rules.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe jar measures 11 x 8.cm \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Contains 0% actual heroin. May contain traces of poor life decisions. Enjoy responsibly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAsk ChatGPT","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965663928658,"sku":"ET-4329916352","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7354100166_nwcw.jpg?v=1783614624","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/heroin-apothecary-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}