{"product_id":"grease-my-crumpet-engraved-butter-knife-stainless-steel-funny-kitchen-gift","title":"Grease My Crumpet Engraved Butter Knife | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift","description":"A perfectly respectable butter knife.\u003cbr\u003e\nUntil you read it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis brushed gold stainless steel butter knife has been permanently engraved with the phrase “Grease My Crumpet”, which is exactly the sort of sentence that should never appear on respectable cutlery.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for spreading butter, jam, or a thin layer of questionable humour across your breakfast table.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor people who enjoy rude things in polite places.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Phrase engraved: Grease My Crumpet\u003cbr\u003e\n• Stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n• Permanent laser engraving (not printed or stuck on)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Length: 24.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Food safe stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sold individually\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDishwasher safe, although hand washing will help keep the finish looking its best for longer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUnlike many items in my shop, these knives are brand new, not vintage pieces. Each one is engraved in my studio before being sent out into the world to cause mild breakfast-related chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA small corner of the internet dedicated to placing deeply inappropriate wording on very respectable objects.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause polite crockery deserves a little corruption.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965630341458,"sku":"ET-4478543885","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7907124290_bl3m.jpg?v=1783613795","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/grease-my-crumpet-engraved-butter-knife-stainless-steel-funny-kitchen-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}