Grease My Crumpet Engraved Butter Knife | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift

Name: Grease My Crumpet Engraved Butter Knife | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift
Brand: Etsy
SKU: ET-4478543885
Price: 10.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

£10.00 GBP

A perfectly respectable butter knife.
Until you read it.

This brushed gold stainless steel butter knife has been permanently engraved with the phrase “Grease My Crumpet”, which is exactly the sort of sentence that should never appear on respectable cutlery.

Ideal for spreading butter, jam, or a thin layer of questionable humour across your breakfast table.

For people who enjoy rude things in polite places.

Details

• Phrase engraved: Grease My Crumpet
• Stainless steel
• Permanent laser engraving (not printed or stuck on)
• Length: 24.5 cm
• Food safe stainless steel
• Sold individually

Care

Dishwasher safe, although hand washing will help keep the finish looking its best for longer.

Important

Unlike many items in my shop, these knives are brand new, not vintage pieces. Each one is engraved in my studio before being sent out into the world to cause mild breakfast-related chaos.

The Crackpottery

A small corner of the internet dedicated to placing deeply inappropriate wording on very respectable objects.

Because polite crockery deserves a little corruption.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE