Good Things Come to Those Who Wait. Better Things Come Twice | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
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£18.00 GBP
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“Good Things Come to Those Who Wait. Better Things Come Twice”
Patience may be a virtue, but enthusiasm and a decent encore are considerably more interesting. A suspiciously wholesome-looking plate that makes it all the way to the last three words before behaving disgracefully.
Details
- Approx. 16 cm vintage side plate
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only; not for food
- Hand wash only
- Original vintage china with possible age-related marks
These vintage plates have seen things. Small signs of age are history; the questionable opinions are entirely our fault.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.