Good Things Come in Small Packages. Great Things Need Both Hands vintage decorative plate

Good Things Come in Small Packages | Cheeky Vintage Plate Gift

£18.00 GBP
Sale price  £18.00 GBP Regular price 

Good Things Come in Small Packages | Cheeky Vintage Plate Gift

£18.00 GBP
Sale price  £18.00 GBP Regular price 

“Good Things Come in Small Packages. Great Things Need Both Hands”

An uplifting little saying that takes an entirely unnecessary turn halfway through. A charming vintage plate for anyone with an appreciation of double entendres and a complete disregard for subtlety. Both hands recommended; innocence not supplied.

Details

  • Approximately 16 cm diameter
  • Plate stand included
  • Decorative use only; not for food
  • Hand wash only
  • Vintage china: expect minor signs of age and character

Each plate began life as vintage china. Any tiny imperfections are history; the appalling manners are entirely our doing.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With

Good Things Come in Small Packages. Great Things Need Both Hands vintage decorative plate
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.

Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.

Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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