Get the Tattoo Your Family Are Already Disappointed | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
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£18.00 GBP
Regular price
“Get the Tattoo Your Family Are Already Disappointed”
Permission granted by the only authority that matters: an old plate with impeccable floral credentials. Your relatives have had years to practise their disappointed faces. Give them some new ink to discuss.
Details
- Approximately 16 cm diameter
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only; not for food
- Hand wash only
- Vintage china may have minor signs of age
The plate is genuinely vintage. Any historical imperfections are part of its charm; the appalling language is entirely our contribution.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.