{"product_id":"funny-vintage-side-plate-at-least-im-not-on-meth-upcycled-china-2","title":"Funny Vintage Side Plate: \"At Least I'm Not On Meth\" - Upcycled China","description":"A daily affirmation in porcelain form. This 16cm vintage side plate declares the simple truth we can all cling to: life may be a chaotic bin fire, but hey – at least you’re not on meth. Hand-decorated in The Crackpottery’s trademark gothic-comic style, it’s the perfect plate for snacks, biscuits, or as a wall-mounted shrine to your questionable life choices.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEvery piece is rescued vintage crockery, meaning it comes with a little history – and possibly a chip or two, just like you. Please don’t actually eat off it if you’re precious about the design. It’s more “art for your walls\/shelves\/altar” than “microwave-safe family heirloom.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDiameter: 16cm (small side plate)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGenuine vintage china, upcycled by hand in the UK\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOne-off design – no two are exactly alike\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative purposes recommended\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWipe clean only, do not soak, scrub, or attempt witchcraft rituals in the dishwasher\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy You Need It:\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause success is relative, humour is therapy, and your guests deserve to read something better than “Live Laugh Love.”","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965663109458,"sku":"ET-4401670976","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7375844906_f30m.jpg?v=1783614609","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/funny-vintage-side-plate-at-least-im-not-on-meth-upcycled-china-2","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}