Funny Vintage Side Plate: "At Least I'm Not On Meth" - Upcycled China

Funny Vintage Side Plate: "At Least I'm Not On Meth" - Upcycled China

£17.00 GBP
Sale price  £17.00 GBP Regular price 

Funny Vintage Side Plate: "At Least I'm Not On Meth" - Upcycled China

£17.00 GBP
Sale price  £17.00 GBP Regular price 
A daily affirmation in porcelain form. This 16cm vintage side plate declares the simple truth we can all cling to: life may be a chaotic bin fire, but hey – at least you’re not on meth. Hand-decorated in The Crackpottery’s trademark gothic-comic style, it’s the perfect plate for snacks, biscuits, or as a wall-mounted shrine to your questionable life choices.

Every piece is rescued vintage crockery, meaning it comes with a little history – and possibly a chip or two, just like you. Please don’t actually eat off it if you’re precious about the design. It’s more “art for your walls/shelves/altar” than “microwave-safe family heirloom.”

Details:

Diameter: 16cm (small side plate)

Genuine vintage china, upcycled by hand in the UK

One-off design – no two are exactly alike

Decorative purposes recommended

Wipe clean only, do not soak, scrub, or attempt witchcraft rituals in the dishwasher

Why You Need It:
Because success is relative, humour is therapy, and your guests deserve to read something better than “Live Laugh Love.”

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With

Funny Vintage Side Plate: "At Least I'm Not On Meth" - Upcycled China
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.

Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.

Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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