Funny Vintage Side Plate: "At Least I'm Not On Meth" - Upcycled China
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Funny Vintage Side Plate: "At Least I'm Not On Meth" - Upcycled China
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Every piece is rescued vintage crockery, meaning it comes with a little history – and possibly a chip or two, just like you. Please don’t actually eat off it if you’re precious about the design. It’s more “art for your walls/shelves/altar” than “microwave-safe family heirloom.”
Details:
Diameter: 16cm (small side plate)
Genuine vintage china, upcycled by hand in the UK
One-off design – no two are exactly alike
Decorative purposes recommended
Wipe clean only, do not soak, scrub, or attempt witchcraft rituals in the dishwasher
Why You Need It:
Because success is relative, humour is therapy, and your guests deserve to read something better than “Live Laugh Love.”
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.