{"product_id":"forensic-butter-knife-set-evidence-exhibit-a-internal-use-only-case-closed-engraved-cutlery","title":"FORENSIC BUTTER KNIFE set  “Evidence \/ Exhibit A \/ Internal Use Only \/ Case Closed  Engraved Cutlery","description":"A perfectly normal set of butter knives.\u003cbr\u003e\nNothing to see here.\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease stop asking questions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis engraved knife set brings quiet crime scene energy to your kitchen. Each blade looks like it’s been logged, tagged, and submitted… just before someone buttered a crumpet with it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigns included:\u003cbr\u003e\nEvidence\u003cbr\u003e\nExhibit A\u003cbr\u003e\nInternal Use Only\u003cbr\u003e\nCase Closed\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach phrase is engraved cleanly across the blade in a bold, high-contrast style. Minimal, official-looking, and just unsettling enough to raise eyebrows over breakfast.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nStainless steel butter knives (silver finish)\u003cbr\u003e\nApprox. 22.5 cm length\u003cbr\u003e\nLaser engraved for a permanent, high-contrast finish\u003cbr\u003e\nSold as a set of 4\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\nDinner parties that take a turn\u003cbr\u003e\nTrue crime addicts\u003cbr\u003e\nPeople who label everything… including their toast\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant notes:\u003cbr\u003e\nThese are butter knives, not weapons… despite appearances\u003cbr\u003e\nEach item is engraved individually, so slight variations may occur\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaging:\u003cbr\u003e\nSecurely packed so your “evidence” arrives intact and ready for presentation","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Exhibit A","offer_id":53965636600146,"sku":"ET-31938659800","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Evidence","offer_id":53965636632914,"sku":"ET-31938659798","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Internal use only","offer_id":53965636665682,"sku":"ET-31633886205","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"cause of death","offer_id":53965636698450,"sku":"ET-31938659796","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"set of 4","offer_id":53965636731218,"sku":"ET-31938659794","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8014397347_tbw9.jpg?v=1783614008","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/forensic-butter-knife-set-evidence-exhibit-a-internal-use-only-case-closed-engraved-cutlery","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}