{"product_id":"existential-dread-apothecary-jar-gothic-storage-jar-dark-humour-kitchen-decor-spooky-black-ceramic-canister-alternative-home-gift","title":"Existential Dread Apothecary Jar  Gothic Storage Jar  Dark Humour Kitchen Decor  Spooky Black Ceramic Canister  Alternative Home Gift","description":"Apothecary Stoneware Jar “Existential Dread” Vintage Style Jar 11 cm x 8.5 cm Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause sometimes your herbs aren’t the only thing you’re keeping contained. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “Existential Dread” in fancy black print, perfect for anyone who’s holding it together with caffeine, sarcasm, and sheer willpower.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding at around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it’s just the right size for storing tea, or your overwhelming sense of impending doom. Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian pharmacist, modern breakdown.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach one is slightly unique because perfection is overrated and so are most of us.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tea, coffee, or tears\u003cbr\u003e\n• Goths, philosophers, and the terminally tired\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gifts for people who laugh through the void\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight 11 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth 8.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar with black print\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\nWipe clean only, not dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\nContents not included, dread sold separately","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965609402706,"sku":"ET-4500233480","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8037031057_i09s.jpg?v=1783613221","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/existential-dread-apothecary-jar-gothic-storage-jar-dark-humour-kitchen-decor-spooky-black-ceramic-canister-alternative-home-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}