{"product_id":"executive-dysfunction-ceramic-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","title":"Executive Dysfunction Ceramic Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift","description":"A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, bluntly labelled with the reason nothing got done today.\u003cbr\u003e\nExecutive Dysfunction.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who desperately want to do the thing, know exactly how to do the thing, have plenty of time to do the thing, and are instead lying down thinking about it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 10cm tall and 9.9cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the plans you made this morning and immediately abandoned.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Absolutely zero follow through.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• White ceramic jar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height approx 10cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width approx 9.9cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lid included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher expects instructions and will not tolerate indecision.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for desks, shelves, studios, kitchens, and anyone whose to do list is more of a vague suggestion.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not help you start tasks.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does explain why you didn’t.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965630832978,"sku":"ET-4441172921","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7602278480_362t.jpg?v=1783613811","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/executive-dysfunction-ceramic-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}