{"product_id":"executive-disfunction-stoneware-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","title":"Executive Disfunction Stoneware Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift","description":"A solid stoneware jar, accurately labelled with the reason nothing happened today despite your best intentions.\u003cbr\u003e\nExecutive Disfunction.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who know exactly what needs doing, have planned it extensively, thought about it all day, and are still somehow doing absolutely nothing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the tasks you meant to start and instead carried around mentally until exhaustion set in.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Zero momentum.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight approx 11cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth approx 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack text\u003cbr\u003e\nCork lid\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher requires decisions and therefore cannot help.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not help you start.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does explain why you didn’t.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965658456402,"sku":"ET-4441201322","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7602397794_gfat.jpg?v=1783614482","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/executive-disfunction-stoneware-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}