Every Day I Don't Choose Violence, Just Know It's Because. Decorative Plate | Funny Sarcastic Gift | Alternative Home Décor
£17.00 GBP
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£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Every Day I Don't Choose Violence, Just Know It's Because. Decorative Plate | Funny Sarcastic Gift | Alternative Home Décor
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Not because of personal growth. Not because you‘ve matured. Simply because there wasn‘t enough time in the day.
A vintage decorative plate for those whose patience is hanging on by a thread and whose to-do list is the only thing protecting the general public.
Product Details
Size: 16cm
Genuine vintage china
FREE plate stand included, so it‘s ready to display straight out of the box.
Important Information
Decorative only. Probably best not to hang this in the interview room.
Hand wash only. It‘s vintage. Unlike your anger issues.
Perfect For
Lovers of dark humour
Colleagues surviving endless meetings
Friends with a short fuse and a full calendar
Kitchens fuelled by caffeine and spite
Anyone who deserves a medal for their restraint
Please Note
Each plate is individually sourced, so the border pattern, shape and backstamp will vary, making every piece completely unique. As genuine vintage china, it may show gentle signs of its previous life. Any noticeable imperfections will always be shown in the photographs and form part of its character.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.