Entwined Forever, What a Fucking Nightmare Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Entwined Forever, What a Fucking Nightmare Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
For the lovers, the exes, and the ones who know that “forever” sometimes feels like a life sentence. A beautifully bitter take on eternal devotion, served on delicate vintage china.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for rings, biscuits, or emotional baggage
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with romantic despair
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of tragic love and decorative profanity
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, just like your questionable relationship choices
🎁 Perfect For
Weddings, anniversaries, and ironic engagements
Couples who argue for sport
Anyone who’s been in love and lived to tell the tale
Because some love stories deserve fine china and a restraining order.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.