{"product_id":"engraved-gothic-forks-dark-humour-stainless-steel-cutlery-funny-gift-for-goth-kitchen-novelty-fork-crackpottery","title":"Engraved Gothic Forks  Dark Humour Stainless Steel Cutlery  Funny Gift for Goth Kitchen, Novelty Fork, Crackpottery","description":"For those who believe dining should feel at least mildly threatening.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThese engraved stainless steel forks feature unapologetically inappropriate gothic wording in Crackpottery’s signature blackletter style, turning an ordinary bit of cutlery into something your dinner guests will either adore or quietly back away from.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose from gloriously terrible options including Fork This, Fork That, Stabby Little Fucker, and Fork About and Find Out, because standard cutlery simply lacks personality.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach fork is laser engraved for a permanent finish, not a sticker, not a transfer, and not likely to survive polite family dinners.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for goth kitchens, dark humour gift giving, chaotic table settings, passive-aggressive lunch breaks, or anyone who thinks mealtime should come with a warning label.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCrafted from stainless steel with an ornate vintage-style handle and engraved in bold gothic blackletter for maximum dramatic flair.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal as:\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny gift for him or her, rude kitchen gift, goth home décor, alternative housewarming gift, novelty cutlery, inappropriate dinner party accessory, emotionally supportive weapon-shaped object.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nStainless steel engraved fork\u003cbr\u003e\nPermanent laser engraved design\u003cbr\u003e\nVintage-inspired ornate handle\u003cbr\u003e\nGothic lettering\u003cbr\u003e\nMultiple phrase options available\u003cbr\u003e\nFunctional cutlery with deeply questionable attitude","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Fork This","offer_id":53965626212690,"sku":"ET-32172150222","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fork That","offer_id":53965626245458,"sku":"ET-31866597309","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stabby Little Fucker","offer_id":53965626278226,"sku":"ET-32172150220","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fork About, Find Out","offer_id":53965626310994,"sku":"ET-32172150218","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Full set","offer_id":53965626343762,"sku":"ET-32172150216","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8060120403_cr0c.jpg?v=1783613698","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/engraved-gothic-forks-dark-humour-stainless-steel-cutlery-funny-gift-for-goth-kitchen-novelty-fork-crackpottery","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}