{"product_id":"engraved-everythings-a-dildo-if-youre-brave-enough-knife-dark-humour-stainless-steel-knife-gothic-cutlery-gift-crackpottery","title":"Engraved “Everythings a Dildo If Youre Brave Enough Knife  Dark Humour Stainless Steel Knife  Gothic Cutlery Gift  Crackpottery","description":"For those who believe kitchenware should come with deeply questionable life advice.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis engraved stainless steel knife features “Everything’s a Dildo If You’re Brave Enough” in Crackpottery’s signature gothic blackletter style, because apparently subtlety died somewhere between poor judgement and online confidence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLaser engraved for a permanent finish, this isn’t a sticker, a transfer, or some temporary lapse in taste. Just gloriously inappropriate cutlery with absolutely no business existing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for goth kitchens, rude novelty gifts, chaotic dinner parties, alternative home décor, or that one friend who should probably be supervised in homeware shops.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCrafted from stainless steel with a vintage-inspired aesthetic, this fully functional knife manages to be both practical and catastrophically unhinged.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAn ideal gift for lovers of dark humour, inappropriate kitchenware, gothic décor, and people whose sense of humour has long since escaped containment.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis knife is made from stainless steel with permanent laser engraving in gothic blackletter typography. Functional as everyday cutlery, decorative as a formal warning.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash recommended to preserve finish.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: Listing is for one knife only. Food, poor decisions, and emergency room explanations not included.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965646070098,"sku":"ET-4503888608","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8012253984_d47d.jpg?v=1783614243","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/engraved-everythings-a-dildo-if-youre-brave-enough-knife-dark-humour-stainless-steel-knife-gothic-cutlery-gift-crackpottery","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}