{"product_id":"emotional-baggage-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Emotional Baggage Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A solid stoneware jar, clearly labelled with the thing you swear you’ve dealt with but keep tripping over anyway.\u003cbr\u003e\nEmotional Baggage.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who say “I’m over it” while dragging several unresolved issues behind them like a badly packed suitcase.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the feelings you absolutely did not plan to unpack today.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Overweight at check-in.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight approx 11cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth approx 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack text\u003cbr\u003e\nCork lid\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher charges extra for this.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not help you let go.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does label the problem accurately.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965671924050,"sku":"ET-4441196034","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7602361012_klp4.jpg?v=1783614823","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/emotional-baggage-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}