{"product_id":"emergency-serotonin-stoneware-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","title":"Emergency Serotonin Stoneware Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift","description":"A solid stoneware jar, urgently labelled for moments when your mood collapses without warning and you require immediate emotional intervention.\u003cbr\u003e\nEmergency Serotonin.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who were fine five minutes ago and are now lying on the sofa negotiating with their own brain.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or whatever you reach for when everything suddenly feels a bit too much.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Situation critical.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight approx 11cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth approx 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack text\u003cbr\u003e\nCork lid\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher cannot provide emotional support.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not produce serotonin.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does acknowledge the emergency, which frankly helps.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965669826898,"sku":"ET-4441197616","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7602373966_tty2.jpg?v=1783614754","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/emergency-serotonin-stoneware-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}