Emergency Serotonin Stoneware Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Emergency Serotonin Stoneware Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Emergency Serotonin.
Perfect for people who were fine five minutes ago and are now lying on the sofa negotiating with their own brain.
She stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or whatever you reach for when everything suddenly feels a bit too much.
Neutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Situation critical.
Details
Height approx 11cm
Width approx 8.5cm
Stoneware jar
Black text
Cork lid
Hand finished with a sense of futility
Care
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.
The dishwasher cannot provide emotional support.
This jar will not produce serotonin.
But it does acknowledge the emergency, which frankly helps.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.