{"product_id":"emergency-serotonin-ceramic-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","title":"Emergency Serotonin Ceramic Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift","description":"A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, labelled for situations where your mood has plummeted without notice and you require immediate emotional assistance.\u003cbr\u003e\nEmergency Serotonin.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who were fine five minutes ago and are now deeply unwell about absolutely everything.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 10cm tall and 9.9cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or whatever you’re desperately reaching for to feel even slightly normal again.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Situation critical.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• White ceramic jar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height approx 10cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width approx 9.9cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lid included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher is not equipped for emotional crises.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for bedside tables, desks, shelves, studios, and anyone whose brain enjoys pulling the fire alarm for no reason.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not produce serotonin.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does recognise the emergency and that’s something.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965606650194,"sku":"ET-4441184386","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7650236313_gagu.jpg?v=1783613147","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/emergency-serotonin-ceramic-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}