Emergency Serotonin Ceramic Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
Emergency Serotonin Ceramic Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
Emergency Serotonin.
Perfect for people who were fine five minutes ago and are now deeply unwell about absolutely everything.
She stands approximately 10cm tall and 9.9cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or whatever you’re desperately reaching for to feel even slightly normal again.
Clean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Situation critical.
Details
• White ceramic jar
• Height approx 10cm
• Width approx 9.9cm
• Lid included
Care
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.
The dishwasher is not equipped for emotional crises.
Ideal for bedside tables, desks, shelves, studios, and anyone whose brain enjoys pulling the fire alarm for no reason.
This jar will not produce serotonin.
But it does recognise the emergency and that’s something.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.