{"product_id":"elbow-grease-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Elbow Grease Stoneware jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A solid stoneware jar, optimistically labelled with the thing everyone claims they’re about to apply.\u003cbr\u003e\nElbow Grease.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who believe hard work builds character, just not before a cup of tea, a sit down, and a bit of complaining.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the mythical substance you swear you’ll use once motivation arrives.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Strong intentions, minimal effort.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight approx 11cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth approx 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack text\u003cbr\u003e\nCork lid\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher will not do the hard work for you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not make you clean more.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does look like you meant to.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965673464146,"sku":"ET-4441191453","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7650333113_f7tv.jpg?v=1783614849","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/elbow-grease-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}