{"product_id":"elbow-grease-ceramic-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Elbow Grease Ceramic Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, confidently labelled with the thing everyone claims they’re about to apply.\u003cbr\u003e\nElbow Grease.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who believe hard work builds character, but only after a cup of tea, a sit down, and a bit of complaining first.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately **10cm tall and 9.9cm wide**, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the mythical substance you swear you’ll use once you’ve found the motivation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Strong intentions, minimal follow through.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Details**\u003cbr\u003e\n• White ceramic jar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height approx 10cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width approx 9.9cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lid included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Care**\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher will not do the hard work for you. Again.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for kitchens, utility rooms, studios, shelves, and anyone whose cleaning routine relies heavily on optimism.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not make you clean more.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does look like you meant to.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965626409298,"sku":"ET-4441170137","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7650200049_iedv.jpg?v=1783613703","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/elbow-grease-ceramic-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}