{"product_id":"eat-pray-curse-plate-vintage-crackpottery-with-stand-1","title":"Eat Pray Curse Plate  Vintage Crackpottery with stand","description":"✨ 16cm “Eat Pray Curse” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery ✨\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor those who gave up on inner peace and went straight to petty witchcraft. A minimalist mantra for chaotic souls who believe in carbs, sarcasm, and the occasional hex.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🍽 The Plate\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSize: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, rings, or spell ingredients\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGenuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with unholy affection\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in sweary spirituality\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚠️ Please Note\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach plate is vintage and unique, much like your questionable morals\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 Perfect For\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWitches with a sense of humour\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSpiritual hot messes\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone whose daily ritual involves caffeine, chaos, and creative profanity\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause enlightenment is overrated and swearing feels better.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965635453266,"sku":"ET-4528008332","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8226605301_vprp.jpg?v=1783613979","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/eat-pray-curse-plate-vintage-crackpottery-with-stand-1","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}