{"product_id":"dopamine-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Dopamine Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"Dopamine Stoneware Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA solid stoneware jar, bluntly labelled with the thing your brain hands out sparingly and always at the wrong time.\u003cbr\u003e\nDopamine.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who feel absolutely unstoppable after sending one email and immediately need a lie down.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the tiny rewards you give yourself for doing the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Briefly satisfying.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight approx 11cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth approx 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack text\u003cbr\u003e\nCork lid\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher will not give you the hit you’re chasing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not fix your brain chemistry.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does recognise the effort.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965647479122,"sku":"ET-4441200718","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7650338299_brc4.jpg?v=1783614278","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/dopamine-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}