{"product_id":"dont-worry-about-stupid-shit-vintage-plate-with-stand","title":"Dont worry about stupid shit, vintage plate with stand","description":"💭 16cm “Don’t Worry About Stupid Shit” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 💭\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA gentle daily reminder to stop spiralling over nonsense. Perfect for anxious overthinkers, recovering people-pleasers, and anyone who needs life advice delivered via sweary porcelain.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🍽 The Plate\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSize: 16cm, perfect for keys, or misplaced optimism\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGenuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with tough-love energy\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of decorative realism\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚠️ Please Note\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach plate is vintage and unique, much like your collection of unnecessary worries\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 Perfect For\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFriends who stress-clean\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOverthinkers in denial\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who deserves a daily dose of perspective and profanity\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause life’s too short to panic over dumb stuff. Have a biscuit instead.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965627654482,"sku":"ET-4527990862","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8226477037_qro4.jpg?v=1783613726","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/dont-worry-about-stupid-shit-vintage-plate-with-stand","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}