Dont worry about stupid shit, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Dont worry about stupid shit, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
A gentle daily reminder to stop spiralling over nonsense. Perfect for anxious overthinkers, recovering people-pleasers, and anyone who needs life advice delivered via sweary porcelain.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for keys, or misplaced optimism
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with tough-love energy
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of decorative realism
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, much like your collection of unnecessary worries
🎁 Perfect For
Friends who stress-clean
Overthinkers in denial
Anyone who deserves a daily dose of perspective and profanity
Because life’s too short to panic over dumb stuff. Have a biscuit instead.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.