Vintage burgundy and gold plate reading Don't bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the saying is

Don’t Bite The Hand That Fingers You – Funny Rude Vintage Plate

£18.00 GBP
£18.00 GBP
Don’t Bite The Hand That Fingers You – Funny Rude Vintage Plate

Don’t Bite The Hand That Fingers You – Funny Rude Vintage Plate

£18.00 GBP
£18.00 GBP

“DON’T BITE THE HAND THAT FINGERS YOU OR WHATEVER THE SAYING IS”

Sound advice, catastrophically remembered.

A genuine vintage china plate given a thoroughly inappropriate second life. This one comes dressed in burgundy and gold, because filth deserves a little grandeur.

Details

  • Altered vintage china plate
  • Approx. 16 cm
  • Plate stand included
  • Decorative use only
  • Hand wash only
  • SKU 136

Vintage disclaimer: Each plate has lived a life before becoming professionally inappropriate, so expect the occasional small mark, variation or sign of age. Consider it character.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With
Vintage burgundy and gold plate reading Don't bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the saying is
  • Vintage burgundy and gold plate reading Don't bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the saying is
  • Reverse of The Crackpottery vintage plate showing handwash only care instructions
  • The Crackpottery plate gift packaging with kraft paper and wax seal
  • Vintage burgundy and gold plate reading Don't bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the saying is
  • Reverse of The Crackpottery vintage plate showing handwash only care instructions
  • The Crackpottery plate gift packaging with kraft paper and wax seal
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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