{"product_id":"do-not-stir-engraved-gold-teaspoon-funny-rude-spoon-sarcastic-cutlery-novelty-teaspoon-gift-minimalist-dark-humour-spoon","title":"Do Not Stir Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Rude Spoon, Sarcastic Cutlery, Novelty Teaspoon Gift, Minimalist Dark Humour Spoon","description":"A teaspoon with boundaries.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“DO NOT STIR” engraved onto a perfectly capable brushed gold spoon that could absolutely stir… but chooses not to.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nElegant, minimal, and quietly defiant.\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for tea, coffee, and asserting control in situations where you have none.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Length: 13.1 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width: 2.9 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Depth: 1.8 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaging:\u003cbr\u003e\nPresented in a soft velvet pouch, because even passive resistance deserves luxury.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant Notes:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not vintage, just stubborn\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fully functional teaspoon that simply won’t cooperate\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965653180754,"sku":"ET-4480900794","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7864088544_4t3h.jpg?v=1783614417","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/do-not-stir-engraved-gold-teaspoon-funny-rude-spoon-sarcastic-cutlery-novelty-teaspoon-gift-minimalist-dark-humour-spoon","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}