{"product_id":"diazepam-stoneware-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","title":"Diazepam Stoneware Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift","description":"A solid stoneware jar, calmly labelled with the word that suggests everything will be fine in a minute.\u003cbr\u003e\nDiazepam.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people whose nervous systems are permanently on edge and require reassurance, routine, and the promise that this will take the edge off.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the coping mechanisms you deploy when things get a bit much.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Deeply sedated energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight approx 11cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth approx 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack text\u003cbr\u003e\nCork lid\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher needs to calm down first.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis item is decorative only.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt does not contain medication.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt will not fix your problems.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it will sit there quietly while you breathe through them.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965663306066,"sku":"ET-4441185327","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7602350998_8n80.jpg?v=1783614615","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/diazepam-stoneware-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}