{"product_id":"diazepam-ceramic-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","title":"Diazepam Ceramic Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift","description":"A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, calmly labelled with a word that suggests everything is absolutely fine now.\u003cbr\u003e\nDiazepam.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people whose nervous systems run on vibes, deep breaths, and the promise that this will take the edge off.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 10cm tall and 9.9cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the physical manifestation of “just trying to take the edge off”.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Extremely relaxed energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• White ceramic jar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height approx 10cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width approx 9.9cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lid included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher needs to calm down first.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for bedside tables, shelves, bathrooms, studios, and anyone whose coping strategy involves humour and selective emotional numbing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis item is decorative only.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt does not contain medication.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt will not sedate your problems.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it will sit there quietly while you do your best.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965658227026,"sku":"ET-4441176732","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7650194197_ehz9.jpg?v=1783614474","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/diazepam-ceramic-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}