{"product_id":"cyanide-small-glass-jar","title":"Cyanide small glass jar","description":"Glass Jar – “Cyanide” (with Spoon)\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm | Hand wash only, unless you’re feeling lucky\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAdd a touch of homicidal elegance to your kitchen counter with this charming little jar boldly labelled Cyanide—perfect for sugar, salt, or whatever else keeps you from screaming into the abyss.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nComes with a dainty spoon for that refined poisoner aesthetic, because why commit murder when you can suggest it passive-aggressively through home decor?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNot suitable for actual cyanide.\u003cbr\u003e\nUnless you’re in a Victorian novel or planning to host a dinner party with guests you despise.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965603209554,"sku":"ET-4341658985","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7102225659_ia78.jpg?v=1783613093","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/cyanide-small-glass-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}