{"product_id":"cyanide-arsenic-salt-and-pepper-shakers-funny-gothic-kitchen-decor-dark-humour-gift-alternative-homeware","title":"Cyanide \u0026 Arsenic Salt and Pepper Shakers | Funny Gothic Kitchen Decor | Dark Humour Gift | Alternative Homeware","description":"For people who think a kitchen should feel at least slightly threatening.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis ceramic salt and pepper shaker set features the labels \"Cyanide\" and \"Arsenic\" in black wording, allowing you to season your dinner with all the charm of a Victorian widow who has suddenly become very wealthy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for gothic homes, lovers of dark humour, and anyone whose interior design choices could best be described as \"police interview adjacent.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you‘re hosting a dinner party or eating oven chips directly from the tray at 11pm, these shakers add a touch of poison-themed sophistication to the occasion.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• Set of 2 ceramic shakers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Black wording\u003cbr\u003e\n• Approximately 7cm tall\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hand wash only\u003cbr\u003e\n• Suitable for salt, pepper, and raising mild concerns\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for goths, true crime enthusiasts, history nerds, and people who enjoy making guests read things twice.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note:\u003cbr\u003e\nContains seasoning.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot poison.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe distinction feels important from a legal perspective.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965636075858,"sku":"ET-4513344321","price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8075949954_taun.jpg?v=1783613987","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/cyanide-arsenic-salt-and-pepper-shakers-funny-gothic-kitchen-decor-dark-humour-gift-alternative-homeware","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}