{"product_id":"cut-my-food-into-pieces-cutlery-set-engraved-knife-stabby-fork-gothic-blackletter-dark-humour-gift","title":"Cut My Food Into Pieces Cutlery Set | Engraved Knife \u0026 Stabby Fork | Gothic Blackletter | Dark Humour Gift","description":"There’s a certain elegance to dining.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is not that.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is for those who approach meals with mild hostility and a strong sense of humour.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing a matching engraved set. The knife reads Cut my food into pieces. The fork reads This is my stabby fork. A refined pairing for chaotic souls, late-night snacks, and anyone who’s ever taken their dinner personally.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe set includes one knife and one fork. Each piece is permanently laser engraved, not printed, so the design won’t fade or peel. The typography is a gothic Blackletter style for that slightly ominous dining experience. The cutlery is stainless steel with a polished finish, designed and engraved by The Crackpottery. You can also purchars each piece singularly from the options menu.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for dinner guests you don’t entirely trust, upgrading your kitchen drawer into something far less respectable, or gifting to someone with a questionable sense of humour who will absolutely understand the assignment.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe knife measures approximately 22.5 cm in length and the fork is a standard dinner fork size. As with all real-world objects, slight variations may occur.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThese are fully usable cutlery items. They are not sold as weapons, regardless of the tone. Probably best kept away from anyone who takes things too literally.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHand washing is recommended to keep the engraving looking sharp. Dishwashers may dull the finish over time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNo receipts are included, so you can send this directly to whoever deserves it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSome people light candles for dinner. Others bring this to the table and let the atmosphere take care of itself.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAdd to basket before your sensible side intervenes.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Knife and Fork","offer_id":53965607108946,"sku":"ET-31846754884","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fork","offer_id":53965607141714,"sku":"ET-31541592217","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Knife","offer_id":53965607174482,"sku":"ET-31846754880","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7947108850_7hcn.jpg?v=1783613159","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/cut-my-food-into-pieces-cutlery-set-engraved-knife-stabby-fork-gothic-blackletter-dark-humour-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}