{"product_id":"custom-text-stoneware-jar-personalised-statement-storage-funny-home-decor-made-to-order","title":"Custom Text Stoneware Jar | Personalised Statement Storage | Funny Home Decor | Made to Order","description":"A solid stoneware jar, patiently waiting for you to decide what words deserve permanent shelf space.\u003cbr\u003e\nCustom Text.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is a made to order item. You choose the wording and I commit it to stoneware with quiet resignation. Whether it’s something petty, passive aggressive, deeply personal, or just funny to you, this jar will carry it without comment.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAt checkout, add your chosen text as a message to seller.\u003cbr\u003e\nText must be fewer than 20 characters.\u003cbr\u003e\nSpell it exactly how you want it to appear, including punctuation. It will be copied faithfully. No edits. No mercy.\u003cbr\u003e\n All letters in this font are capital letters and the first letter of each word will be larger and a bit fancier as shown in above design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for tea, sugar, loose change, petty secrets, or the emotional weight of your decisions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeutral stoneware. Black text. No optimism.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight approx 11cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth approx 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack text\u003cbr\u003e\nCork lid\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTurnaround time\u003cbr\u003e\nThis item is made to order.\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease allow up to two weeks from ordering to dispatch.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher cannot be trusted with custom work or feelings.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCustom items are made especially for you and cannot be returned unless faulty.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965638893906,"sku":"ET-4441193368","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7650288005_k6kv.jpg?v=1783614063","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/custom-text-stoneware-jar-personalised-statement-storage-funny-home-decor-made-to-order","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}