Custom Text Stoneware Jar | Personalised Statement Storage | Funny Home Decor | Made to Order

Custom Text Stoneware Jar | Personalised Statement Storage | Funny Home Decor | Made to Order

£17.00 GBP
£17.00 GBP
Custom Text Stoneware Jar | Personalised Statement Storage | Funny Home Decor | Made to Order

7 reviews

7 reviews

Custom Text Stoneware Jar | Personalised Statement Storage | Funny Home Decor | Made to Order

£17.00 GBP
£17.00 GBP
A solid stoneware jar, patiently waiting for you to decide what words deserve permanent shelf space.
Custom Text.

This is a made to order item. You choose the wording and I commit it to stoneware with quiet resignation. Whether it’s something petty, passive aggressive, deeply personal, or just funny to you, this jar will carry it without comment.

At checkout, add your chosen text as a message to seller.
Text must be fewer than 20 characters.
Spell it exactly how you want it to appear, including punctuation. It will be copied faithfully. No edits. No mercy.
All letters in this font are capital letters and the first letter of each word will be larger and a bit fancier as shown in above design.

She stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for tea, sugar, loose change, petty secrets, or the emotional weight of your decisions.

Neutral stoneware. Black text. No optimism.

Details
Height approx 11cm
Width approx 8.5cm
Stoneware jar
Black text
Cork lid
Hand finished with a sense of futility

Turnaround time
This item is made to order.
Please allow up to two weeks from ordering to dispatch.

Care
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

The dishwasher cannot be trusted with custom work or feelings.

Custom items are made especially for you and cannot be returned unless faulty.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

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Custom Text Stoneware Jar | Personalised Statement Storage | Funny Home Decor | Made to Order
  • Custom Text Stoneware Jar | Personalised Statement Storage | Funny Home Decor | Made to Order
  • Custom Text Stoneware Jar | Personalised Statement Storage | Funny Home Decor | Made to Order
  • Custom Text Stoneware Jar | Personalised Statement Storage | Funny Home Decor | Made to Order
  • Custom Text Stoneware Jar | Personalised Statement Storage | Funny Home Decor | Made to Order
  • Custom Text Stoneware Jar | Personalised Statement Storage | Funny Home Decor | Made to Order
  • Custom Text Stoneware Jar | Personalised Statement Storage | Funny Home Decor | Made to Order
  • 5 stars: 7 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Karen G

I love the look of these quirky jars and opted for a Jar of dirt to keep my teabags in! It fits 14 perfectly. They'd make a really fun gift too

Karen G review photo
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Sophie

Stunning jar looks awesome on my shelves

Sophie review photo
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Charlotte

Lovely unique item. Went for a customised item and delivery was still speedy and ahead of expected date! Wanted something to hold used tea bags after you make a cup of tea and this is the perfect size!

Charlotte review photo
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Etsy customer

Fabulous jar, carefully packaged, I love it, thank you so much

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elizabeth

lovely quality item! love the personalisation and can't wait to store perfectly mundane things in a beautiful pot.

a little smaller than expected, but that is 100% on me for not looking at the measurements properly (only mentioned it here in case you are like me as well and have a poor sense of what size things would be)

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Belinda Murphy

Absolutley beautiful! Definitely will order more. Excellent customer service. Thank you so much

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Charlotte Brookes

Exactly what I wanted, prompt service, well packaged and quickly delivered ❤️🙏 Thanks

Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
K
Karen G

I love the look of these quirky jars and opted for a Jar of dirt to keep my teabags in! It fits 14 perfectly. They'd make a really fun gift too

Karen G review photo
S
Sophie

Stunning jar looks awesome on my shelves

Sophie review photo
C
Charlotte

Lovely unique item. Went for a customised item and delivery was still speedy and ahead of expected date! Wanted something to hold used tea bags after you make a cup of tea and this is the perfect size!

Charlotte review photo
E
Etsy customer

Fabulous jar, carefully packaged, I love it, thank you so much

e
elizabeth

lovely quality item! love the personalisation and can't wait to store perfectly mundane things in a beautiful pot.

a little smaller than expected, but that is 100% on me for not looking at the measurements properly (only mentioned it here in case you are like me as well and have a poor sense of what size things would be)

B
Belinda Murphy

Absolutley beautiful! Definitely will order more. Excellent customer service. Thank you so much

C
Charlotte Brookes

Exactly what I wanted, prompt service, well packaged and quickly delivered ❤️🙏 Thanks

  • 5 stars: 7 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
K
Karen G

I love the look of these quirky jars and opted for a Jar of dirt to keep my teabags in! It fits 14 perfectly. They'd make a really fun gift too

Karen G review photo
S
Sophie

Stunning jar looks awesome on my shelves

Sophie review photo
C
Charlotte

Lovely unique item. Went for a customised item and delivery was still speedy and ahead of expected date! Wanted something to hold used tea bags after you make a cup of tea and this is the perfect size!

Charlotte review photo
E
Etsy customer

Fabulous jar, carefully packaged, I love it, thank you so much

e
elizabeth

lovely quality item! love the personalisation and can't wait to store perfectly mundane things in a beautiful pot.

a little smaller than expected, but that is 100% on me for not looking at the measurements properly (only mentioned it here in case you are like me as well and have a poor sense of what size things would be)

B
Belinda Murphy

Absolutley beautiful! Definitely will order more. Excellent customer service. Thank you so much

C
Charlotte Brookes

Exactly what I wanted, prompt service, well packaged and quickly delivered ❤️🙏 Thanks