{"product_id":"custom-text-ceramic-jar-personalised-statement-jar-funny-storage-decor-made-to-order-gift","title":"Custom Text Ceramic Jar | Personalised Statement Jar | Funny Storage Decor | Made to Order Gift","description":"A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, bravely volunteering to display whatever words you decide to burden it with.\u003cbr\u003e\nCustom Text Jar.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is a made to order situation. You choose the wording. I immortalise it on a jar. Whether it’s a swear jar, an apology fund, a passive aggressive reminder, or an in joke that makes no sense outside your house, this jar is ready to carry the load.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAt checkout, add your chosen text as a message to seller.\u003cbr\u003e\nText must be fewer than 20 characters.\u003cbr\u003e\nSpell it exactly how you want it to appear including punctuation, questionable decisions. I will copy it faithfully and judge it silently.\u003cbr\u003e\nAll letters in this font are capital letters and the first letter of each word will be larger and a bit fancier as shown in above design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 10cm tall and 9.9cm wide, which is the perfect size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, and the financial consequences of saying “just one more word”.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Permanent receipts.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• White ceramic jar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Custom text chosen by you\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height approx 10cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width approx 9.9cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lid included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTurnaround time\u003cbr\u003e\nThis item is made to order.\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease allow up to two weeks from ordering to dispatch while I make your poor choices permanent.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher knows what you did.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCustom items are made especially for you and cannot be returned unless faulty.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965649707346,"sku":"ET-4441172022","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7602174758_luwq.jpg?v=1783614308","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/custom-text-ceramic-jar-personalised-statement-jar-funny-storage-decor-made-to-order-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}