{"product_id":"cuntea-engraved-gold-teaspoon-funny-rude-spoon-adult-humour-gift-novelty-tea-spoon-sarcastic-kitchen-gift-gothic-cutlery","title":"Cuntea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Rude Spoon, Adult Humour Gift, Novelty Tea Spoon, Sarcastic Kitchen Gift, Gothic Cutlery","description":"A refined teaspoon for deeply unrefined energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“CUNTEA” engraved in all its glory, because sometimes tea just isn’t strong enough on its own.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis brushed gold teaspoon looks elegant, behaves appropriately, and then absolutely ruins the vibe the second anyone reads it. Exactly as intended.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for stirring tea, coffee, or the pot when you feel like causing problems in a very polite setting.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Length: 13.1 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width: 2.9 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Depth: 1.8 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaging:\u003cbr\u003e\nPresented in a soft velvet pouch, like the unhinged little artefact it is.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant Notes:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not vintage, just emotionally unstable\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fully functional teaspoon with questionable intentions\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965605601618,"sku":"ET-4480892223","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7912008695_icmd.jpg?v=1783613122","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/cuntea-engraved-gold-teaspoon-funny-rude-spoon-adult-humour-gift-novelty-tea-spoon-sarcastic-kitchen-gift-gothic-cutlery","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}