Cuntea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Rude Spoon, Adult Humour Gift, Novelty Tea Spoon, Sarcastic Kitchen Gift, Gothic Cutlery

Cuntea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Rude Spoon, Adult Humour Gift, Novelty Tea Spoon, Sarcastic Kitchen Gift, Gothic Cutlery

£10.00 GBP
Sale price  £10.00 GBP Regular price 

6 reviews

6 reviews

Cuntea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Rude Spoon, Adult Humour Gift, Novelty Tea Spoon, Sarcastic Kitchen Gift, Gothic Cutlery

£10.00 GBP
Sale price  £10.00 GBP Regular price 
A refined teaspoon for deeply unrefined energy.

“CUNTEA” engraved in all its glory, because sometimes tea just isn’t strong enough on its own.

This brushed gold teaspoon looks elegant, behaves appropriately, and then absolutely ruins the vibe the second anyone reads it. Exactly as intended.

Perfect for stirring tea, coffee, or the pot when you feel like causing problems in a very polite setting.

Details:
• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon
• Length: 13.1 cm
• Width: 2.9 cm
• Depth: 1.8 cm
• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off
• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense

Packaging:
Presented in a soft velvet pouch, like the unhinged little artefact it is.

Important Notes:
• Not vintage, just emotionally unstable
• Fully functional teaspoon with questionable intentions
• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

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Cuntea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Rude Spoon, Adult Humour Gift, Novelty Tea Spoon, Sarcastic Kitchen Gift, Gothic Cutlery
  • 5 stars: 6 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
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Mary Harvey

Fab item thank you; happy customer!

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Amanda Smith

Love this shop. So beautifully made and sent securely. Ten out of ten.

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Emz Jackal

Love love love love love love

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Sam

Perfect gift, great presentation thrilled

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Minnie

Gift for a friend . She loves it and says it’s good.

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Emma Coletti

Fabulous! I enjoy making family uncomfortable when using it to make them a cuppa.

Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.

Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.

Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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  • 5 stars: 6 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
M
Mary Harvey

Fab item thank you; happy customer!

A
Amanda Smith

Love this shop. So beautifully made and sent securely. Ten out of ten.

E
Emz Jackal

Love love love love love love

S
Sam

Perfect gift, great presentation thrilled

M
Minnie

Gift for a friend . She loves it and says it’s good.

E
Emma Coletti

Fabulous! I enjoy making family uncomfortable when using it to make them a cuppa.

  • 5 stars: 6 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
M
Mary Harvey

Fab item thank you; happy customer!

A
Amanda Smith

Love this shop. So beautifully made and sent securely. Ten out of ten.

E
Emz Jackal

Love love love love love love

S
Sam

Perfect gift, great presentation thrilled

M
Minnie

Gift for a friend . She loves it and says it’s good.

E
Emma Coletti

Fabulous! I enjoy making family uncomfortable when using it to make them a cuppa.