Cultured Degenerate Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Cultured Degenerate Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
For the kind of person who can quote Shakespeare while drinking wine from a mug. Equal parts class and catastrophe, this plate celebrates the fine art of being a mess, but an educated one.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, jewellery, or questionable morals
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with grace and depravity
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in sophisticated nonsense
⚠️ Please Note
For decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, just like every charming disaster it represents
🎁 Perfect For
Wine drinkers, art lovers, and chaos connoisseurs
Friends who use big words and bad decisions interchangeably
Those who appreciate filth with finesse
Because it’s not debauchery if you do it in style.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.