{"product_id":"crackpottery-vintage-plate-008","title":"If You Can’t Kill Them, Kindness or Poison | Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you can’t kill them with kindness, try poison\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA floral little reminder that the usual advice about taking the high road has its limits. For lovers of black humour, dramatic exits and gifts that should probably not be presented at a workplace mediation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDecorative advice only. Please remain a law-abiding nuisance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 16 cm diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlate stand included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecorative use only; not for eating from\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe exact plate pictured is the one you will receive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVintage condition:\u003c\/strong\u003e This china had a life before its questionable new career. Age-related marks and small imperfections may be present; inspect the photographs for the precise condition of your new heirloom with terrible manners.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Crackpottery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54767662006610,"sku":"Plate_008","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/Plate_008.jpg?v=1789750906","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/crackpottery-vintage-plate-008","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}