If You Can’t Kill Them, Kindness or Poison | Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
If you can’t kill them with kindness, try poison
A floral little reminder that the usual advice about taking the high road has its limits. For lovers of black humour, dramatic exits and gifts that should probably not be presented at a workplace mediation.
Decorative advice only. Please remain a law-abiding nuisance.
Details
- Approximately 16 cm diameter
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only; not for eating from
- Hand wash only
- The exact plate pictured is the one you will receive
Vintage condition: This china had a life before its questionable new career. Age-related marks and small imperfections may be present; inspect the photographs for the precise condition of your new heirloom with terrible manners.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.