Have the Fucking Day You Deserve | Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
Have the fucking day you deserve
A blessing, a curse and a remarkably efficient personality test, all wrapped in pretty vintage china. Perfect for someone who appreciates a sentiment that changes meaning depending on who is reading it.
May the universe consult your recent behaviour.
Details
- Approximately 16 cm diameter
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only; not for eating from
- Hand wash only
- The exact plate pictured is the one you will receive
Vintage condition: This china had a life before its questionable new career. Age-related marks and small imperfections may be present; inspect the photographs for the precise condition of your new heirloom with terrible manners.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.