Do Not Summon Demons in the Bathroom | Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
Do Not Summon Demons in the Bathroom
Some house rules are so obvious they should never need writing down. Unfortunately, here we are. A gloriously elaborate vintage plate for the guest loo, the occult enthusiast or anyone whose visitors require firm supernatural boundaries.
The plumbing is temperamental enough without Beelzebub.
Details
- Approximately 16 cm diameter
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only; not for eating from
- Hand wash only
- The exact plate pictured is the one you will receive
Vintage condition: This china had a life before its questionable new career. Age-related marks and small imperfections may be present; inspect the photographs for the precise condition of your new heirloom with terrible manners.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.